did you get engaged???
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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