hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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