Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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