I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We were destined to go to rehab together
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
