3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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