whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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