So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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