"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
