he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Houston, we have a squirter
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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