i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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