is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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