can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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