Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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