R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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