I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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