yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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