dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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