Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We talked him into tasing himself.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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