And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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