but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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