She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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