quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
