...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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