i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
