I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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