You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ugly people sure do ruin things
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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