After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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