I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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