so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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