he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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