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So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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