you turned your livingroom into a bong?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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