im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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