party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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