Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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