I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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