I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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