So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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