i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I enjoy the company of your penis
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
