so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I need to align my fucking chakras
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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