I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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