she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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