he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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