he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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