So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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