That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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