your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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