and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Best friends brother. Beat that.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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