I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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