I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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