the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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