sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Randomize
